ETHEL MERMAN AND ERNEST BORGNINE (4 WEEKS)

Ernest Borgnine was one of Hollywood’s most beloved actors. He was also one of the more well-spread out individuals, considering that he got married 5 times. During his fourth marriage to Ethel Merman, disaster struck. During their honeymoon in Asia and Hawaii, Borgnine claimed that problems developed between him and Merman. This led to them getting a divorce attorney to end the marriage legally just after 32 days. Apparently, they didn’t know each other well enough to deal with their own shortcomings.

DREW BARRYMORE AND TOM GREEN (5 MONTHS)

Tom Green captured Drew Barrymore’s heart while on the set of the Charlie’s Angels movie. They fell in love with each other and tied the knot in 2001. Yet, for some reason, they decided to get a divorce attorney and call it quits just several months after. The divorce was filed on December 2001, a mere 5 months after getting hitched. Guess she didn’t find him very funny anymore.

RENÉE ZELLWEGER AND KENNY CHESNEY (4 MONTHS)

Zellweger is a mighty fine actress. However, even she could not act her way out of a pretty bad marriage. What’s even more fascinating is that how both of them released a rather un-feeling statement. Apparently, they both had different views as to why they got married in the first place. This led to their divorce lawyer just burying whatever future they had together deep underground after four months.

JENNIFER LOPEZ AND CRIS JUDD (4 MONTHS)

Before she finally settled down with Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez was married to Cris Judd. Judd was her backup dancer. They fell in love during her “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” tour. It was more like puppy love, though, since they split up just 4 months after. Lopez then went on to be romantically linked to Ben Affleck, but even that didn’t last long. Good thing she didn’t hire a divorce lawyer for that too.

MARIO LOPEZ AND ALI LANDRY (2 WEEKS)

This wasn’t expected at all. Mario Lopez and Ali Landry, both highly attractive young people, were already in a relationship for six years. They eventually decided to get married in 2004. The reception was also quite lavish, held at Las Alamandas Resort. However, the divorce lawyer came to their aid just less than 2 weeks after. So much for a fairy tale ending, huh?

COLIN FARRELL AND AMELIA WARNER (4 MONTHS)

Colin Farrell is certainly one of the hottest men in Hollywood. Blame that on his ruggedly Irish charm and swagger. He got married to Amelia Warner, an actress herself, back in 2001. Yet, it wasn’t meant to be, as they had to hire a divorce lawyer to file for divorce. However, it was an amicable split, with Farrell saying that they were simply too young to ever make such a serious decision in their lives.